Jennifer Lawrence: My Ass Almost Killed a Man!

How precious is Jennifer Lawrence?

That's actually a trick question, because there's no real way to calculate just how precious she is.

If we tried, our feeble human brains would likely explode and drip from our ears in a tragic, graphic example of what can happen if you fly too close to the sun.

Yes, J-Law is the sun. Bright, beautiful, life-sustaining, and so, so hot.

But, much like the sun, she could be capable of so much destruction.

Kanye West: Here's The REAL Cause of My Breakdown!

Nearly two weeks ago, Kanye West went and had himself a pretty significant mental breakdown.

It was heartbreaking, scary, and ... somewhat preventable?

Let's back up.

Donald Trump Gets Roasted by SNL, Hilariously Whines About It

Donald Trump ... well, let's put it this way: there's an extremely good chance that he's the most ridiculous person to ever exist in the history of humans existing.

You can't even make up some of the things he says and does, and hey, why would you want to?

He's consistently outrageous, offensive, and just plain absurd.

But if you call him out on it? 

Well, what a big ol' bully you are, you mean thing, you!

Still, Saturday Night Live has done a masterful job of making fun of Trump, and despite the protests of the man himself, they just keep on keepin' on.

Jhene Aiko and Big Sean seem to be crazy about each other

Jhene Aiko shared a video on her page and her boyfriend, Big Sean responded with a tongue emoji. Love nwanti nwanti. See the photo after the cut...

FG reacts to death of three corps members in Kano, Zamfara and Bayelsa NYSC orientation camps

The Minister of Youth and Sports Development, Solomon Dalung, has reacted to the death of three corps members,  Elechi Chinyerum Nwenenda, Oladepo Ifedolapo and Asuquo Ukeme Monday, who died in the on-gong 2016 Batch 'B' (Stream I) Orientation Course in Bayelsa, Kano and Zamfara States respectively.

"Betrayal, ingratitude, treachery and deceit are the language of slaves." - Fermi Fani-Kayode

As the former minister of aviation shared via social media.

Ghanaian actress slams male writers and producers for portraying women as gossips, husband snatchers in movies

Veteran Ghanaian actress, Akofa Edjeani Asiedu has slammed male writers and producers in the film industry for deliberately portraying women as gossips and husband snatchers in most movies.

Nigerians react in anger and fear to the confirmation that FRSC officials now have the authority to carry arms

The Federal Government has granted officials of the Federal Road Safety Commission (FRSC), the authority to carry arms while on duty.

NYSC DG advices prospective Corps members to always give correct information on their state of health

The National Youth Service Corps  DG has advised prospective Corps members to always give correct information on their states of health while registering for mobilization into the Scheme.

"APC is a party I labored with others to build, we would not abandon it for another"- Bola Tinubu

In a series of tweets, former Lagos state governor and National Leader of APC, Bola Tinubu, said APC is a party he labored with some other party members to build and will not be abandoning the party for others to control. More of his tweets after the cut.

Brain test

What is it?

Fayose condemns FG increment of workers’ PAYE tax, others, urges reversal

Ekiti State Governor, Mr Ayodele Fayose has called on the federal government to rescind its decision to reduce workers salary through obnoxious increment in Pay As You Earn (PAYE) tax, pension and National Housing Fund (NHF) deductions, which were applied on gross salary, making some of the workers to have as much 30 per cent reduction in salary.

Kanye West continues his recovery away from the family but with support from his wife Kim Kardashian

After Kanye West was released from UCLA Medical Center Wednesday, he has been receiving the support and love from wife Kim Kardashian as he continues his recovery from exhaustion as an outpatient at an undisclosed location.

Farida replies Nuhu Ribadu: "Stop being a weeping man. Garrulity does not heal frustration or depression"

Former chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, Mrs Farida Waziri, has warned her predecessor, Nuhu Ribadu against using her name in bid to gain public sympathy and political relevance, after he claimed she was one those who frustrated the fight against corruption in Nigeria.

"Not everyday Oyibo cloth"-singer Omawunmi stylish in two-piece traditional wrapper

The mum of two shared the photo on social media this evening, writing. "Not everyday Oyibo cloth, sometimes you give them double wrapper..."

Presidency replies Emir of Kano after he berated the Federal government for seeking $30bn loan

Emir of Kano, Muhammad Sanusi II, on Friday berated the President Buhari-led government for seeking to borrow $30 billion from International financial institutions. At a policy dialogue forum organised by Savannah Centre for Diplomacy, Democracy and Development in Abuja, the Emir stated that nobody in the International community will borrow Nigeria such an amount of money.

Photos: FG gives FRSC officials authority to carry arms while on duty

The Federal Government has granted officials of the Federal Road Safety Commission FRSC, the authority to carry arms while on duty. Corps Marshal and Chief Executive of FRSC, Boboye Oyeyemi, disclosed this while speaking at the end of the year management strategy session for the parastatal in Abuja this weekend.

Photos: Victorious Super Falcons arrive Nigeria

The 2016 Africa Women's Nation Cup Champion, Super Falcons arrived in Lagos on Sunday. 

The Nigeria women's football team beat host Cameroon by a lone goal in the final to claim their 8th AWCON. Another photo after the cut.

Photos: Young pilot makes his mum cry as he flies her from Lagos to Kano

Must have been a proud moment for both mother and son.

Iria Ceremony in Rivers State where virgin girls parade half-naked [photos]

A virgin ceremony called the Iria ceremony held yesterday Saturday, in Ogu town, Rivers state. The girls who are vir-gins appeared in public covered from the waist up in just paint at the event.